Ling Ling Panda

My soul is comfortably black & white,

but oh, 

my paws are so fluffy,

I am a true sight to behold, 

huggable, 

squishable, 

in all seriousness, 

how can you not love me?

Woe is me for

my paws will not fit

around the entire world,

my world of panda,

a panda themed park

where children run 

tirades of "Mummy, Mom, Momma"

in order to receive panda-

shaped ice-cream 

sandwiches,

the future is something

to behold with my small 

but adorable black eye,

light an incense stick for me

and say a very small prayer,

but oh, please do not sneeze.